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Poker night
Two couples were playing Texas hold’em one evening. Jack accidentally dropped some cards on the floor as he was shuffling the deck. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Tom’s wife Gina, wasn’t wearing any panties under her dress! Surprised by what he saw, Jack – upon trying to sit back up again – hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later that evening, Jack went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Tom’s wife followed and asked, ‘Did you see anything that you like under there?’ Surprised by her boldness, Jack admitted that, well indeed he did. She said, ‘Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500.’
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Jack confirms that he is interested. Read the rest of this entry »
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